How to Be Bizarre
|if you aren´t already|
This picture shows how two of our popular bizarrists are having fun together. To be bizarre is to be totaly free of all inhibitions.
There are many different ways to become a bizarre person. A good start, of course, is to be sure to honour The Coctail Hour (between 17.00-18.00 every day). If you´re still thirsty there is no problem with drinking at other occations.
A bizarre person must rid him/herself of all inhibitions. An easy way to accomplish this could be spraying canned whipped cream all over your boss, and not stick around for the consequenses. When all inhibitions are gone there is a multitude of ways to develop your bizarrism.
You can for instance:
- Develop bizarre drinks,
- Wear bizarre clothes (a fez and a smoking jacket),
- Smoke bizarre pipes (straight pipes, of course),
- Drive bizarre vehicles (manifactured befor 1969!),
- Fill your tank at a bizarre gas-station (BP) or simply
- Play bizarre music